Have you ever just wanted to gag and hang a man by his vas deferens over a pit of hydrogen peroxide while putting nails through his eyes and cutting off all of his fingers and toes with a rusty bonesaw? Then don't you just want to hack off his limbs inch by inch and skin him with an old cheesegrater while weeping with joy? I do.
Only if I can name one Satan, and one Jesus, so they can fight for my amusement. Satan would always win, only because Jesus would be too much of a pansy to use brass knuckles.
Holy crap I'm being watched by a Ringling kid, hahaaar, no seriously, now I feel bad cause I'm not sure who you is. EITHER WAY, do you want a drawing? Cause my fiftieth devwatcher was being an ass about it so now you're my fifty-first.