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maxthesecond

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Llama: Llamas are awesome! (2)

Indeed he does!

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https://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=A+Retarded+School+Janitor&def=A+Three+Legged+Cat
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I wish my scanner worked.  I also wish I had photoshop.  I could upload so much if I had either...   Buggeration! :jackdirt:
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Homicidal.

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Have you ever just wanted to gag and hang a man by his vas deferens over a pit of hydrogen peroxide while putting nails through his eyes and cutting off all of his fingers and toes with a rusty bonesaw?  Then don't you just want to hack off his limbs inch by inch and skin him with an old cheesegrater while weeping with joy?  I do.
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WHY ARE MY NIPPLES COVERED WITH SHIT?! :D
grrr, you fav makes me feel lurved. *makes orgams with you*
I'll sing you a song. It's called RAAAUUGHARUGHAAAUUURRRRHHH and it's about flowers and sex.
i love you now. Let's go make love and illegitamte love babies
Only if I can name one Satan, and one Jesus, so they can fight for my amusement. Satan would always win, only because Jesus would be too much of a pansy to use brass knuckles.
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Mwraah, Your stuff is..
.. like....
Mwraah! Watched >.<!
Holy crap I'm being watched by a Ringling kid, hahaaar, no seriously, now I feel bad cause I'm not sure who you is. EITHER WAY, do you want a drawing? Cause my fiftieth devwatcher was being an ass about it so now you're my fifty-first.